Sunday, May 13, 2007

L'Amérique post 9/11 continue

Congress toughens up anti mooninites legislation

Hence the new bill currently being entertained by Congress, "The Terrorist Hoax Improvements Act of 2007."

The gyst of the revised bill is that "Terrorist hoax devices" should be illegal even if they aren't intended to be interpreted by idiot officials as terrorist hoax devices. Under this rationale, a box of Crayons left on the sidewalk would be illegal, provided a major city mayor threw enough of a hissy fit about it.

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